Sherlock Holmes - Kako sam rasturio Tibetansku bandu monaha-svercera stapicima za usi

Monday, May 16, 2011
[12:05:54 AM] ctrl4del: tu sam
[12:08:56 AM] zee_german: ok
[12:09:01 AM] zee_german: hvala ti
[12:09:16 AM] zee_german: spreman?
[12:09:18 AM] ctrl4del: da da
[12:09:26 AM] ctrl4del: reci, sta mogu da pomognem?
[12:09:33 AM] zee_german: prvo zaboravi na ono nase pre
[12:09:42 AM] zee_german: i da objasnim jednu situaciju
[12:09:56 AM] ctrl4del: slusam
[12:09:58 AM] zee_german: radi se o jednoj zeni a to je moja skolska drugarica
[12:10:04 AM] zee_german: ona zivi u BGD
[12:10:10 AM] zee_german: pricala sam ti o njoj
[12:10:17 AM] zee_german: medjutim
[12:10:30 AM] zee_german: ona sada prolazi kroz brakorazvodnu krizu
[12:10:36 AM] zee_german: znaci, jako lose
[12:10:41 AM] zee_german: medjutim
[12:10:52 AM] zee_german: ona je neko vreme imala virtuelnu vezu s jednim iz USA
[12:10:59 AM] zee_german: povezala me je s njim
[12:11:10 AM] zee_german: i neko vreme s njim pricam, po meni covek je OK
[12:11:28 AM] zee_german: on mi sve prica sta sa njom sve dogadja mada mi nece sve poverava
[12:12:05 AM] zee_german: ipak, u to vreme imala obicno virtuelno prijatyeljstvo s nekim iz hrvatske
[12:12:15 AM] zee_german: o njemu nikad mi nije pricala, znaci krije od mene
[12:12:26 AM] zee_german: i od njega, ali ovaj amerikanac sve provalio
[12:12:49 AM] zee_german: oni su upravo raskinuli malopre, ipak je zabrinut za nju
[12:12:51 AM] zee_german: i saznao
[12:13:01 AM] zee_german: da ona i taj covek sutra sastaju u BGD
[12:13:13 AM] zee_german: mi slutimo nesto lose
[12:13:31 AM] zee_german: jer taj covek nju TERA da je upozna protiv njene volje
[12:13:56 AM] zee_german: mozda gresimo da njoj nece lose desiti
[12:14:08 AM] zee_german: molicu se za nju da ne dodje do susreta
[12:14:26 AM] zee_german: rekla mi je jednom samo to da bezi od njega a vec sutra sastaje s njim
[12:14:34 AM] zee_german: na sta to lici?
[12:15:28 AM] ctrl4del: pa lici na to da je promenila misljenje o tom coveku
[12:15:35 AM] ctrl4del: a mozda se i sama promenila.
[12:16:01 AM] zee_german: kako sam obavestena, taj iz hrvatske je bas bas uporan
[12:16:17 AM] zee_german: ne dopada mi se to sto je TERA za susret ako ona ne zeli
[12:16:51 AM] ctrl4del: kaze nas narod: ne jebe pametan, vec uporan. a ta zena je najverovatnije popustila
[12:17:07 AM] zee_german: jeste
[12:17:27 AM] zee_german: a to se podrazumeva pod SILOM
[12:17:41 AM] ctrl4del: ne
[12:17:53 AM] zee_german: ok
[12:18:33 AM] ctrl4del: kao prvo, taj covek iz USA i ta tvoja zena ako su imali neku virtualnu vezu, oboje nisu citavi.
[12:18:44 AM] ctrl4del: iz prostog razloga:
[12:19:10 AM] ctrl4del: te priche, chat, web kamere ne vode nikuda
[12:19:20 AM] ctrl4del: jer se ne mogu dotaci
[12:19:30 AM] ctrl4del: nema zagrljaja, mirisa, poljupca.
[12:20:10 AM] ctrl4del: i meni iskreno nije cudno sto ide da se vidi sa nekim covekom, sigurno hoce da se oseti kao zena, mozda hoce i sex
[12:20:22 AM] ctrl4del: drugo,
[12:20:56 AM] ctrl4del: ne verujem da bi stranac, pa bio to i hrvat, u tudjoj drzavi nekog prisiljivao na nesto kada moze debelo da zaglavi zbog toga u tudjoj drzavi
[12:21:27 AM] ctrl4del: u svakom slucaju, molitva ne skodi
[12:22:34 AM] zee_german: sta ako on nije sam, dolazi sa jos nekoliko coveka koji ce ih pratiti, kidnapovati ih, i onda joj se izgubi trag?
[12:22:35 AM] ctrl4del: ocigledno mi je da toj zeni, tvojoj drugarici, treba Gospod, svima nama treba.
[12:23:42 AM] zee_german: procitao si moje pitanje?
[12:24:02 AM] zee_german: sta ako me Gospod dozivao pameti da se setim tebe?
[12:24:03 AM] ctrl4del: ne
[12:24:14 AM] ctrl4del: nesto skayp zeza cek
[12:24:24 AM] zee_german: ponovicu pitanje
[12:24:29 AM] ctrl4del: ne ne
[12:24:30 AM] ctrl4del: ok je
[12:24:33 AM] ctrl4del: samo je kasnilo
[12:24:43 AM] zee_german: ok
[12:25:18 AM] ctrl4del: da li imas fotografiju te tvoje drugarice?
[12:25:30 AM] zee_german: cek
[12:27:30 AM] zee_german: moracu ti poslati na tvoj gmail, ovde nema opcija da ti posaljem
[12:28:29 AM] zee_german: prvo saljem probni kontakt
[12:29:01 AM] zee_german: poslat test
[12:29:07 AM] ctrl4del: ... dobro za sta me smatras...
[12:29:30 AM] zee_german: nisam promenila misljenje o tebi
[12:29:39 AM] zee_german: drag si mi kao i uvek
[12:30:26 AM] ctrl4del: hajmo fotku
[12:30:51 AM] zee_german: poslata fotka, nije bas najbolja ali se vidi
[12:31:06 AM] zee_german: nosi naocare, moze i bez naocara
[12:31:16 AM] ctrl4del: imas li neku sa fejsa?
[12:31:17 AM] zee_german: zove se Nada, 42 godine
[12:31:26 AM] zee_german: pa da, izvukla sam je sa fejsa
[12:31:27 AM] ctrl4del: neku u krupnom planu
[12:31:35 AM] ctrl4del: ima ona sigurno fotke u galeriji
[12:31:45 AM] zee_german: imam album, ali ce potrajati
[12:31:48 AM] zee_german: sve su male
[12:32:11 AM] ctrl4del: nadji neku, nebitno, gde je u krupno planu i gde je svetla fotografija
[12:32:18 AM] zee_german: cek malo
[12:39:28 AM] zee_german: sad cu da prebacim sa fotoaparata u komp
[12:39:33 AM] ctrl4del: ok
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[12:44:33 AM] zee_german: evo poslala sliku
[12:44:40 AM] zee_german: ista je ovakva, duga kosa
[12:45:11 AM] zee_german: kao ja
[12:45:14 AM] zee_german: mislim visina
[12:45:38 AM] ctrl4del: da
[12:45:44 AM] ctrl4del: video sam je
[12:46:02 AM] zee_german: sutra je susret oko podne kod hrama svetog save
[12:46:21 AM] zee_german: tako ako bi mogao
[12:46:32 AM] zee_german: da samo je pratis i malo gledas sta rade
[12:46:40 AM] zee_german: ako primetis sumnjivo, onda policija
[12:47:16 AM] ctrl4del: ...
[12:48:21 AM] ctrl4del: lepo je od tebe sto se brines za drugaricu ali da ocekujes od mene da nekoga pratim i pazim je suludo
[12:48:25 AM] ctrl4del: van pameti
[12:48:33 AM] zee_german: nije van pameti
[12:48:51 AM] zee_german: ja ne mogu da se smirim
[12:48:57 AM] ctrl4del: video sam dve njene fotografije
[12:49:11 AM] ctrl4del: i pitanje je da li cu uspeti da je prepoznam tamo
[12:49:15 AM] zee_german: i ja cu je zvati telefonom i proveriti je
[12:49:19 AM] zee_german: lako!
[12:49:28 AM] zee_german: nema jedan prednji zub
[12:49:30 AM] ctrl4del: kako ti da zoves?
[12:49:38 AM] zee_german: prici ces joj kao kobajagi
[12:49:47 AM] zee_german: imas li sat i koliko je sati
[12:49:55 AM] zee_german: sasvim dovoljno da je prepoznas
[12:50:03 AM] zee_german: provalices da nema jedan prednji zub
[12:50:46 AM] ctrl4del: Hej, hajmo da budemo malo realni, da stanemo na zemlju.
[12:51:16 AM] zee_german: kazi
[12:51:33 AM] ctrl4del: ako se toliko plasis tj. birnes za nju, zasto joj ne kazes direktno da se brines za nju i da se plasis da joj se nesto lose ne desi?
[12:52:37 AM] zee_german: eh, ja sam joj pre 20 godina rekla da ne ide s njenim tadasnjim momkom koji je sada njen muz, na zalost on ju je izludeo i zlostavljao, nije me poslusala, a kamoli sada
[12:53:09 AM] zee_german: a dobro je poznajem, veoma je tvrdoglava
[12:53:09 AM] ctrl4del: da, razumem situaciju
[12:53:21 AM] ctrl4del: ali moram tebe nesto da pitam:
[12:53:35 AM] ctrl4del: da li ti verujes u Bozje vodjstvo?
[12:53:49 AM] zee_german: svakako, sta ako Bog ima tebe u planu?
[12:54:17 AM] ctrl4del: da me Bog ima u planu ne bi me ti zvala i govorila mi da idem sutra u Bg i nekoga da spijuniram
[12:54:37 AM] ctrl4del: Bog ne salje spijune
[12:54:51 AM] zee_german: ne smatram te za spijuna, daleko bilo
[12:54:59 AM] zee_german: sto si onda potrazio njenu sliku?
[12:55:14 AM] zee_german: ja tebe vidim kao Bozjeg andjela
[12:55:36 AM] zee_german: ako nisi za to, i da ne smatras kao Bozjeg pomocnika
[12:55:44 AM] zee_german: uzlaud sam sve to tebi govorila
[12:56:09 AM] zee_german: i izvinjavam se sto ti smetam u ove kasne sate
[12:56:54 AM] ctrl4del: daj mi njen broj mobilnog telefona
[12:56:57 AM] zee_german: a jednu stvar ja sma sigurna da onaj covek nece biti sam
[12:57:31 AM] zee_german: broj tel: ........
[12:57:49 AM] ctrl4del: kako se ona zove?
[12:57:53 AM] zee_german: Nada
[12:58:03 AM] ctrl4del: i kako se zove covek sa kojim sutra treba da se vidi?
[12:58:08 AM] zee_german: e
[12:58:15 AM] zee_german: to je problem
[12:58:24 AM] zee_german: ne znamo mu pravo imea zovu ga Gagi
[12:58:41 AM] zee_german: pretpsotavlja se da je iz Osijeka
[12:58:52 AM] zee_german: a mozda i nije
[12:59:32 AM] ctrl4del: hm
[12:59:53 AM] zee_german: ovo joj je prvi susret preko interneta
[1:00:49 AM] zee_german: sta radis?
[1:01:24 AM] ctrl4del: ja cu da se pomolim za nju
[1:01:31 AM] zee_german: molim te!
[1:01:34 AM] zee_german: i ja cu!
[1:01:39 AM] ctrl4del: i obeavesticu te sta sam uradio
[1:01:51 AM] ctrl4del: do tada veruj u Bozju ljubav
[1:01:54 AM] ctrl4del: ok?
[1:01:57 AM] zee_german: ok
[1:01:57 AM] ctrl4del: obecaj mi
[1:02:01 AM] zee_german: puno ti hvala!
[1:02:03 AM] zee_german: da?
[1:02:23 AM] ctrl4del: samo to, da ces verovati u Bozju ljubav
[1:02:32 AM] zee_german: naravno :)
[1:02:40 AM] ctrl4del: ok :)
[1:02:46 AM] ctrl4del: idi
[1:02:48 AM] zee_german: e onda idem
[1:02:52 AM] ctrl4del: idi i lezi u miru
[1:02:56 AM] zee_german: hocu
[1:02:59 AM] zee_german: laku noc
[1:03:02 AM] ctrl4del: laku noc
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[6:27:26 AM] zee_german: zaboravila sam jedan detalj: ona je gluva, moze da te razume na telefon ,ako budes morao da je pozoves na uvo, da POLAKO I RAZGOVETNO GOVORIS.Toliko. Lep dan ti zelim.

As I Began To Love Myself - Charlie Chaplin

As I Began To Love Myself

As I began to love myself
I found that anguish and emotional suffering are only warning signs
that I was living against my own truth.
Today, I know, this is “AUTHENTICITY”.

As I began to love myself I understood how much it can offend somebody
As I try to force my desires on this person,
even though I knew the time was not right and the person was not ready for it,
and even though this person was me.
Today I call it “RESPECT”.

As I began to love myself I stopped craving for a different life,
and I could see that everything that surrounded me was inviting me to grow.
Today I call it “MATURITY”.

As I began to love myself I understood that at any circumstance,
I am in the right place at the right time,
and everything happens at the exactly right moment.
So I could be calm.
Today I call it “SELF-CONFIDENCE”.

As I began to love myself I quit stealing my own time,
and I stopped designing huge projects for the future.
Today, I only do what brings me joy and happiness, things I love to do
and that make my heart cheer, and I do them in my own way and in my own rhythm.
Today I call it “SIMPLICITY”.

As I began to love myself I freed myself of anything that is no good for my health -
food, people, things, situations, and everything the drew me down and away from myself.
At first I called this attitude a healthy egoism.
Today I know it is “LOVE OF ONESELF”.

As I began to love myself I quit trying to always be right,
and ever since I was wrong less of the time.
Today I discovered that is “MODESTY”.

As I began to love myself I refused to go on living in the past and worry about the future.
Now, I only live for the moment, where everything is happening.
Today I live each day, day by day, and I call it “FULFILLMENT”.

As I began to love myself I recognized that my mind can disturb me
and it can make me sick.
But as I connected it to my heart, my mind became a valuable ally.
Today I call this connection “WISDOM OF THE HEART”.

We no longer need to fear arguments, confrontations or any kind of problems
with ourselves or others.
Even stars collide, and out of their crashing new worlds are born.
Today I know “THAT IS LIFE”!

Charlie Chaplin,
April 16. 1959

An Ingenious Plan to Pay All Debts

“It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea . It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

”Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

”He enters the only hotel, lays a 100-euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

”The hotel proprietor takes the 100-euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

”The butcher takes the 100-euro note and runs to pay what he owes the pig farmer.

”The pig farmer takes the 100-euro note and runs to pay his debt to his supplier of feed and fuel.

”The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100-euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town’s prostitute that, in these hard times, proffered her ’services’ on credit.

”The prostitute take the 100-euro note and runs to the hotel to pay for the rooms she rented when she brought her clients there.

”The hotel proprietor then lays the 100-euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

”At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, takes the 100-euro note off the desk, tucks it back into his wallet, and explains that he did not like any of the rooms. He then leaves town.

”No one earned a penny. However, the whole town is now without debt and looks to the future with great optimism.