moramo u kracu setnju

Vec evo dve nedelje kako se otac vratio iz bolnice.
Vec evo dve nedelje kako se on i ja setamo. Ponekad dugo setamo kroz grad i uz kej,
nekad samo po hleb i mali obilazak obale Tamisa.
Uglavnom cutimo. Par puta smo pricali. Pricao mi je jednom prilikom o dedi koga nisam ni poznavao.
Kako je znao sa konjima. Prodavao je stasite konje istrenirane za rad i kupovao dva zdrepca i trenirao ih, dresirao ih da slusaju i razumeju komande.
No, uglavnom cutimo i hodamo.

rezimiramo godinu

januar:
majka operisala slepo crevo.
upoznao se sa Miljanom preko neta a onda i licno kasnije

cekanje

umrla tetka iz Nemacke u maju valjda.

cekanje

tata zamalo da nam ode, stavili mu pacemaker pocetkom decembra.

malo bolje shvatio sa kakvim ljudima zivim.

15.dec.2011.

thumbs proxy cheker vhost advice

pupit: hi, should i put this in my webserver root? http://vlad-tepes.bofh.it/freenode-proxy-checker.txt
spb: if you really want to
thumbs: pupit: why would you?
spb: it won't do much, mind
pupit: thumbs: a lot of errors in error_log asking that file, i though someone will know in this room
thumbs: pupit: so the only purpose is not to pollute your error log?
pupit: thumbs, yes
thumbs: pupit: note that you can make a vhost with your IP as the Servername in apache, and use /dev/log for the ErrorLog there.
spb: then that won't help much
pupit: and the 2nd question, why is asking for that file?
spb: pupit: that's our proxy checker
spb: it's checking to see whether your machine has an abusable open proxy on it
thumbs: pupit: you can then serve content with your other vhosts, and ignore the requests on http://your_ip_here/
pupit: thumbs: yeah
thumbs: pupit: much smarter than putting a dummy file in the vhost.
pupit: thumbs: i know :)
pupit: i was just curious

copying one type of file from many folders

find /src -regextype posix-extended -regex '.*(jpg|gif)' -exec cp {} /dest \;




pupit: tried

cp -r /d/d/*.file

but it doesnt work :/
Qwood: pupit: One second and I'll write you a one-liner here.
Qwood: pupit:

'for fname in $(find dir | grep .ext); do cp $fname newdir; done'

pupit: Qwood: awesome, thanks a lot :)
Qwood: pupit: dir being the top of the directory tree you want to copy from, ext being the file extension you are looking for, and newdir being the directory you want to copy to.
pupit: yeah :)
pupit: its clear to me
Qwood: pupit: I do that kind of copying all the time :)
pupit: its very handy :)
pupit: Qwood: i had a bit trouble copying from directories with spaces so i find this solution:

find /src -regextype posix-extended -regex '.*(jpg|gif)' -exec cp {} /dest \;

pupit: s/find/found
Qwood: pupit: I'm lucky to not have spaces in most of my files
pupit: Qwood: yeah, well when dealing with m$ users its inevitable :)
pupit: Qwood: i mostly use _ for space mark
Qwood: pupit: Same

unrar, ls -l, vdir

how to unrar?
unrar e -x /DATA/Pocahontas.1995.iNTERNAL.DVDRip.XviD-SLeTDiVX/sdx-poca-int.part01.rar /DATA/shared/



You can view the access permissions of a file by doing the long directory listing with the ls -l command.


vdir

how do you do a screen capture in slackware 13.1?

Poesghost: how do you do a screen capture in slackware 13.1?
UrchLap: one way is to load up the gimp and use its "acquire image" option
Poesghost: okay, thank you.
UrchLap: another way is "import -window root shot.png"
UrchLap: (or leave off the "-window root" part and click on a window to save just that window)
adrien: import!
Poesghost: okay, I'll try that too. Cause print screen doesn't capture it to a clipboard.
adrien: sleep 2 && import -window root foo.png && optipng foo.png
adrien: don't skip the optipng part
pupit: Poesghost: http://rlworkman.net/pkgs/13.37/i486/ -> xfce4-screenshooter-1.7.9-i486-1_rlw.txz
pupit: thats for 13.37 but im sure you'll find it for 13.1

how to check to which package belongs xclock for example?

pupit: how to check to which package belongs xclock for example?
OzanBurada: slackpkg file-search
Tadgy: pupit: fgrep "/xclock" /var/log/packages/*

bios beep codes

So you turn on your system and you get beep error codes......not sure what those beeps mean?

Well, here you go:

1 Short Beep.
One beep is good! Everything is ok, that is if you see things on the screen. If you don't see anything, check your monitor and video card first. Is everything connected? If they seem fine, your motherboard has some bad chips on it. First reset the SIMM's and reboot. If it does the same thing, one of the memory chips on the motherboard are bad, and you most likely need to get another motherboard since these chips are soldered on.

2 Short Beeps.
Your computer has memory problems. First check video. If video is working, you'll see an error message. If not, you have a parity error in your first 64K of memory. First check your SIMM's. Reseat them and reboot. If this doesn't do it, the memory chips may be bad. You can try switching the first and second banks memory chips. First banks are the memory banks that your CPU finds its first 64K of base memory in. You'll need to consult your manual to see which bank is first. If all your memory tests good, you probably need to buy another motherboard.

3 Short Beeps.
Basically the same thing as 2 beeps. Follow that diagnosis above.

4 Short Beeps.
Basically the same thing as 2 beeps. Follow that diagnosis above. It could also be a bad timer

5 Short Beeps.
Your motherboard is complaining. Try reseating the memory and rebooting. If that doesn't help, you should consider another motherboard. You could probably get away with just replacing the CPU, but that's not too cost-effective. Its just time to upgrade!

6 Short Beeps.
The chip on your motherboard that controls your keyboard (A20 gate) isn't working. First try another keyboard. If it doesn't help, reseat the chip that controls the keyboard, if it isn't soldered in. If it still beeps, replace the chip if possible. Replace the motherboard if it is soldered in.

7 Short Beeps.
Your CPU broke overnight. Its no good. Either replace the CPU, or buy another motherboard.

8 Short Beeps.
Your video card isn't working. Make sure it is seated well in the bus. If it still beeps, either the whole card is bad or the memory on it is. Best bet is to install another video card.

9 Short Beeps.
Your BIOS is bad. Reseat or Replace the BIOS.

10 Short Beeps.
Your problem lies deep inside the CMOS. All chips associated with the CMOS will likely have to be replaced. Your best bet is to get a new motherboard.

11 Short Beeps.
Your problem is in the Cache Memory chips on the motherboard. Reseat or Replace these chips.

1 Long, 3 Short Beeps.
You've probably just added memory to the motherboard since this is a conventional or extended memory failure. Generally this is caused by a memory chip that is not seated properly. Reseat the memory chips.

1 Long, 8 Short Beeps.
Display / retrace test failed. Reseat the video card.

Author: Skyguy


AWARD BIOS beep codes
1 long, 2 short.
Indicates a video error has occurred and the BIOS cannot initialize the video screen to display any additional information

This issue can be caused by any of the below situations.

New hardware conflicting with old hardware.
Bad or failing hardware device.
Connections not connected or connected properly.
Recent electrical storm that caused a surge that damaged the computer.
Or other hardware issue.

Any other beep(s)
3 short beeps
RAM problem.

1.Remove added memory
If it boots up then you either have compatibility issues or defective ram.

2.Open computer and reseat memory
Sometimes when the computer is moved and over time a memory stick can become loose causing the computer to either get errors from trying to read the ram or does not read the ram at all.
Try fixing this issue by opening the computer taking out the memory and reseating them back in.

3.Swap the Memory
sometimes one stick could die out over time (especially if it is overclocked) but one could still be good. So swap the location of the memory. that still does not work, take out all the memory but leave one in the Dimm slot closest to the processor, and test them all out individually to see which one is causing the problem.

4. try another computer memory
if you have another computer handy that works try using the memory from that computer.
If the memory from the other computer works, then you know that you have bad memory. If the other computes memory does not work and it is compatible with your computer unfortunately your motherboard and or the slots on the motherboard are defective causing it to be unable to properly read the memory, which means the motherboard will have to be replaced.


PHOENIX BIOS beep codes
The Phoenix beep codes have a huge list of them so I will name the ones that I think would be the best to know if or when your having problems. But I could also be wrong about them, most of them I have is from notes I doodled down a while ago.

1-1-1-3 = Verify Real Mode
1-1-2-1 = checks for CPU type
2-3-1-1 = Test expanded memory, the rest of the memory after 640k
2-4-1-3 = Check for configuration errors
2-4-2-3 = Check for keyboard errors
3-4-1-3 = Post Done
3-4-2-1 = One beep
4-2-1-1 = Interupt Handler Error
4-2-1-3 = Unkown interupt error
4-2-2-3 = Initialize option ROM error
4-2-3-1 = Shutdown error
4-3-2-3 = Bios is ok

Author: Kaganader

ssh listener

When an incoming connection is received, sshd forks a new process which handles the connection.

For instance,

ps -x -c -a | grep sshd

gets me all sshd PIDs currently running.


did you already try,


ps -Alf | grep ssh

whatismyip.org

dig myip.opendns.com @resolver1.opendns.com +short

thanks David Woodfall

How to Remove Windows XP Activation - xp sp1 home edition

Instructions:


1

Log on to your PC with an administrator account.
2

Open the Start menu and click the \"Run\" icon.
3

Type \"regedit\" into the text box and click on the \"OK\" button to launch the Registry Editor.
4

Navigate to the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\\SOFTWARE\\Microsoft\\Windows NT\\CurrentVersion\\WPAEvents directory in the registry.
5

Double-click on the registry entry labeled \"OOBETimer.\"
6

Change the current string of letters and numbers to \"FF D5 71 D6 8B 6A 8D 6F D5 33 93 FD\" and then hit \"OK\" to save the settings.
7

Right-click on the \"WPAEvents\" folder and select \"Permissions.\"
8

Deny permission access for the \"System\" listing and click \"OK\" to save the configuration. The WIndows XP activation reminder has now been disabled and removed.


note, from my experience, I only had to do the EIGHT STEP - Deny permission access for the \"System\"

the key is: VWPC9-HBGPC-TT92X-66QGH-M7JJG

Ni-Cd/Ni-Mh battery charger

Technical Specifications:
Unput Voltage: 230V AC, 50Hz
Output 1.12VA max.
Charge current:
2x(2.8 VDC 200mA) AA battery type
2x(2.8 VDC 100mA) AAA battery type
Battery Type
Battery Capacity
Charging Time
AA
240mAh
~3.4 hrs
700mAh
~9.8 hrs
850mAh
~11.9 hrs
AAA
500mAh
~3.5 hrs
700mAh
~4.9 hrs
1200mAh
~8.4 hrs
1500mAh
~10.5 hrs
1800mAh
~12.6 hrs
2000mAh
~14.0 hrs
2100mAh
~14.7 hrs
2200mAh
~15.4 hrs
2300mAh
~16.1 hrs


Jovanovo Otkrovenje - tumacenje nekih termina

nisam 100% siguran da je ovo stav doktrine crkve
ali ima istine i neka je na blagoslov citaocima.

Ikona zveri - Stil zivota Amerike
Ime zveri - Nacin komunikacije
Ruka - Interes
Čelo - Nacin Razmisljanja

Vladimir Martinov

Kada odlazis na pijacu,
uzimas najlpesu jabuku.
tako i Bog bira ljude za sebe.
Najlepse jabuke odu cesto prerano.

V. Martinov
jesen 2005.

MM -september 2005.

Heart can not break if you do not give the world to touch it.

Srce ne moze da se slomi ako ne date svetu da ga dodirne.

posvećeno
Mirjani Minić


septembar 2005.

Házi áldás - House blessing - translated

Where faith, there's love
Where love, there's peace
Where is peace, there's blessing
Where's blessing, God's there
Where God is, there is no need.


Deadliest disease is the SIN

Leghalálosabb betegség a bűn.

Najsmrtonosnija bolest je greh.

Subota, dosla deca u Hram

ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME

but only one
different one, untroggen one
very narrow and winding one
leads to the LORD.


dodatak: Price Solomunove 23.4-18

4 Ne muči se da se obogatiš, i prođi se svoje mudrosti.
5 Hoćeš li baciti oči svoje na ono čega brzo nestaje? jer načini sebi krila i kao orao odleti u nebo.
6 Ne jedi hljeba u zavidljivca, i ne želi preslačaka njegovijeh.
7 Jer kako on tebe cijeni u duši svojoj tako ti jelo njegovo. Govoriće ti: jedi i pij; ali srce njegovo nije s tobom.
8 Zalogaj što pojedeš izbljuvaćeš, i izgubićeš ljubazne riječi svoje.
9 Pred bezumnijem ne govori, jer neće mariti za mudrost besjede tvoje.
10 Ne pomiči stare međe, i ne stupaj na njivu siročadi.
11 Jer je jak osvetnik njihov; braniće stvar njihovu od tebe.
12 Obrati k nauci srce svoje i uši svoje k riječima mudrijem.
13 Ne ukraćuj kara djetetu; kad ga biješ prutom, neće umrijeti.
14 Ti ga bij prutom, i dušu ćeš mu izbaviti iz pakla.
15 Sine moj, ako bude mudro srce tvoje, veseliće se srce moje u meni;
16 I igraće bubrezi moji kad usne tvoje stanu govoriti što je pravo.
17 Srce tvoje neka ne zavidi grješnicima, nego budi u strahu Gospodnjem vazda.
18 Jer ima plata, i nadanje tvoje neće se zatrti.

The Donkey's Cross

The Donkey's Cross
(version 2) by Mary Singer

"Bring me the colt of a donkey," was the Master's request.
A young donkey was brought to Jesus to carry Him into Jerusalem.
A week later Jesus was ordered crucified.
The little donkey loved the Lord that he wanted to help Him carry the cross.
But alas, he was pushed away.
The sad little donkey waited to say goodbye until nearly all had left.
As he turned to leave,
the shadow of the cross fell upon his back and shoulders.
And their it has remained,
a tribute to the loyalty and love of the humblest of God's creatures.

sanjam san

sanjam nekad komsiju sa 4. sprata kako je postao normalan.
ne pije vise i trudi se da postani bolji covek.
sanjam tako nekad i majku kako nema vise ranu,
kako ustaje ujutru radosna i vesela,
bez cigareta pije kafu i zove me da joj se pridruzim.
sanjam kako smo izbacili prokleti radio iz kuhinje
vise nam nista ne tandrce i prija nam tisina dok obedujemo.
sanjam kako su svi moji prijatelji spasheni.
sanjam kako su svi moji neprijatelji spasheni.

sanjam ljude,
nasmejane ljude,
ljude koji dan ne gube.

Luka - novo belo ruho molim! staro bacam, novo kupim!


I zgotovi mu Levije kod kuće svoje veliku čast;
i beše mnogo carinika i drugih koji seđahu s njim za trpezom.

I vikahu na njega književnici i fariseji govoreći učenicima njegovim:
- Zašto s carinicima i grešnicima jedete i pijete? -
I odgovarajući Isus reče im:
- Ne trebaju zdravi lekara nego bolesni. Ja nisam došao
da dozovem pravednike nego grešnike na pokajanje. -
A oni mu rekoše:
- Zašto učenici Jovanovi poste često i mole se Bogu,
tako i farisejski; a tvoji jedu i piju?
A on im reče:
- Možete li svatove naterati da poste dok je mladoženja s njima?
Nego će doći dani kad će se oteti od njih mladoženja,
i onda će postiti u one dane.

Kaza im pak i priču:

Niko ne meće zakrpe od nove haljine na staru haljinu,
inače će i novu razdrešiti, i staroj ne liči što je od novoga.
I niko ne sipa vina novoga u mehove stare;
inače prodre novo vino mehove i ono se prolije, i mehovi propadnu;
Nego vino novo u mehove nove treba levati, i oboje će se sačuvati.
I niko pivši staro neće odmah novoga; jer veli: staro je bolje.

Luka, 5.29-39

Da li je Isus pricao nepovezano?

Sve manje i manje imam strpljenja da slusam nepovezane price, one sipljive 'kise oko Kragujevca'.
Sve manje i manje imam strpljenja da slusam pa i da se opterecujem beznacajnim i podpirackim optuzbama.
Ja od toga ne rastem.
Moj duh ne raste.
Samo se umorim i krivim sebe sto sam dozvolio da mi vreme propadne.
Sve dobro sto im poslah, vrate kao da je zlo.
Moj se duh umori.
Umoran.
Umoran.
Umoran.
samo... umoran.

add
kruna večeri: Sto ljudi, sto ćudi - dvesta žena, četiristo sisa.

ffmpeg convert

ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 angry.ogg
ffmpeg -i -novideo /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 angry.ogg
ffmpeg -i -vn /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 angry.ogg
ffmpeg -ivn /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 angry.ogg
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn angry.ogg
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn angry.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn -ar 44100 angry.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn -br 256 angry.mp2
ffmpeg -help
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn -ab 256 angry.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 angry.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 192000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths2.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 128000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 128000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.ogg
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 96000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.ogg
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 96000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 96000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.flv
cat /home/p/.bash_history | grep gffmpeg
cat /home/p/.bash_history | grep ffmpeg
#ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp2
#ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp2
fgrep /home/p/.bash_history ffmpeg
fgrep ffmpeg /home/p/.bash_history
#ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp2
#ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp4 -vn -ab 256000 /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp4 -vn -ab 128000 /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp2

Senior citizens


Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,

The pride out of appearance,

The courtesy out of driving,

The romance out of love,

The commitment out of marriage,

The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,

The learning out of education,

The service out of patriotism,

The Golden Rule from rulers,

The nativity scene out of cities,

The civility out of behavior,

The refinement out of language,

The dedication out of employment,

The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement or

God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism,

and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... with a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

TEST OD TRI SITA



Sokrat je slovio za mudraca. Jednog ga dana potraži neki čovek i reče:

- Znaš li šta sam sve čuo o tvome prijatelju?

- Trenutak, odgovori Sokrat. Pre nego mi ispričaš voleo bih da prođeš jedan brzi test: jesi li to što mi želiš reći prosejao kroz tri sita?

- Tri sita?

- Da, odgovori Sokrat. Pre nego ispričaš neke stvari o drugome, dobro je da uzmeš malo vremena i proseješ ono što želiš reći. To nazivam test od tri sita! Prvo je sito Istine. Jesi li proverio da je istinito ono što mi želiš ispričati?

- Ne, pa i nisam. Nisam video samo sam čuo kako pričaju.

- Dobro! Ne znaš dakle je li to istina. Probajmo iznova: pokušajmo prosejati drugačije, sada ćemo uzeti sito Dobrote. Ono što mi želiš ispričati o prijatelju, je li nešto dobro?

- Ne, baš suprotno! Čuo sam kako se tvoj prijatelj loše poneo.

- Dakle, nastavi Sokrat, želiš mi ispričati loše stvari o prijatelju a nisi siguran jesu li istinite. To i nije baš ohrabrujuće! Još uvek možeš proći test, jer je ostalo još sito Koristi. Je li korisno da mi ispričaš sve što je moj prijatelj napravio?

- Korisno? Pa i ne, ne verujem da bi ti to moglo koristiti.

- Dakle, zaključi Sokrat, ono što si mi hteo ispričati nije Istina, ni Dobro, ni Korisno, pa zašto bi mi pričao. Ne želim ništa znati od onoga što si mi hteo ispričati, i tebi će biti bolje da sve to zaboraviš.

Tеškо оnimа!

»Tеškо оnimа kојi zlо zоvu dоbrо, а dоbrо zlо,
kојi prаvе оd mrаkа svјеtlоst, а оd svјеtlоsti mrаk, kојi
prаvе оd gоrkоgа slаtkо, а оd slаtkоgа gоrkо. Tеškо оnimа kо-
јi mislе dа su mudri, i sаmi su sеbi rаzumni« (Isаiја 5,20.21)

*Ustajem sad i idem *

Cak u Tibet
Zivi lama,
Nema tata,
Nema mama.

Nema zena,
Nema deca,
jok mu treba,
Streptomeca.

Nema sapun,
Nema plakar,
Ne zna najlon,
Ne zna bakar.

Nema slager,
Nema rok,
Ne zna Presli,
Bitls jok.

Nema desni,
Nema zubi,
Ne zna pasta
Pa u tubi.

Voli sece
Kad se brije,
Bas ga kosa
Briga nije.

Ne zna sljoka
Kao neko,
Nema bonton,
Pije mleko.

Ne zna sta je
Klozmetika,
Nema kola
Da se slika.

Nema stampa
i te stvari,
Nepotrosac
To je stari.

Taj sebicnjak
Samo drema,
Nema pojam
Ni sta nema.

Zato, zarez,
Kazem svim,
Idem nadjem
Druzim s njim.

Ogden Nash - prevod Dragoslava Andrica

Jama u Šidu

Thursday, July 28, 2011
[12:12:22 AM] ctrl4del: hej
[12:12:32 AM] ZeeGerman: :P
[12:12:33 AM] ctrl4del: tu sam
[12:12:36 AM] ctrl4del: :)
[12:12:53 AM] ZeeGerman: daj neki film da skinem
[12:12:59 AM] ZeeGerman: al neki zabavni i veseli
[12:13:07 AM] ZeeGerman: neki koji drzi paznju
[12:13:16 AM] ctrl4del: dan mrmota?
[12:16:42 AM] ZeeGerman: shta je to
[12:16:46 AM] ZeeGerman: crtani?
[12:19:00 AM] ZeeGerman: juhuuu
[12:19:01 AM] ZeeGerman: si tu?
[12:19:17 AM] ZeeGerman: hocu neki bash bash dobar
[12:19:26 AM] ZeeGerman: neki koji je recimo tebi najbolji
[12:20:00 AM] ZeeGerman: kako se na engleskom zove taj film
[12:21:28 AM] ZeeGerman: gledala taj
[12:21:30 AM] ctrl4del: ...
[12:21:40 AM] ZeeGerman: pogledala
[12:21:45 AM] ZeeGerman: davno dodushe
[12:21:46 AM] ctrl4del: gleda ti se neki zabavni a dobar?
[12:22:19 AM] ZeeGerman: hocemo da vidimo da li sam negde stavila zarez
[12:22:30 AM] ZeeGerman: mrzim ovaj skype
[12:25:46 AM] ctrl4del: da li si gledala parfem?
[12:26:44 AM] ZeeGerman: gledala bih neshto kao shto je ''big lebowski'' il ne mora da je smeshan...
[12:26:58 AM] ZeeGerman: parfem parfem?? mislim da nisam
[12:27:00 AM] ctrl4del: gledaj down by law?
[12:27:08 AM] ctrl4del: ako nisi vec?
[12:27:22 AM] ctrl4del: parfem ako nisi gledala nemoj da gledas
[12:27:26 AM] ZeeGerman: hahahaha
[12:27:31 AM] ZeeGerman: shto?
[12:28:21 AM] ctrl4del: zato sto je jako lose uradjen
[12:28:28 AM] ctrl4del: bolje uzmi knjigu
[12:28:43 AM] ctrl4del: ja sam citao knjigu jos kada se pojavila
[12:28:47 AM] ZeeGerman: a poznato mi je neshto
[12:28:53 AM] ctrl4del: pre 4-5 mozda i 6-7 godina
[12:28:57 AM] ZeeGerman: a ovaj mi se chini dobar
[12:29:02 AM] ctrl4del: koji?
[12:29:12 AM] ZeeGerman: down by law
[12:29:33 AM] ctrl4del: meni je taj film sjajan
[12:29:40 AM] ZeeGerman: hihi
[12:29:44 AM] ZeeGerman: skida ZeeGerman
[12:30:01 AM] ZeeGerman: znachi verujem ti na rech...smo kazi koji je sjajan
[12:30:12 AM] ZeeGerman: ti da si mene pitao ja bih ti odmah rekla
[12:30:29 AM] ZeeGerman: mislim da moze i tuzan da bude zabavan
[12:30:30 AM] ZeeGerman: :P
[12:30:38 AM] ctrl4del: huh huh :)
[12:30:49 AM] ctrl4del: preporucila si mi delicatessen
[12:31:04 AM] ZeeGerman: i nishta?
[12:31:06 AM] ctrl4del: a utiske sam ti rekao vec
[12:31:36 AM] ZeeGerman: pa utiske si stvorio na premotavanju filma a ne na ceo odgledan....ako se ne varam
[12:31:41 AM] ZeeGerman: necu da te teram
[12:31:45 AM] ctrl4del: a varas se
[12:31:57 AM] ZeeGerman: ne znam shta je loshe
[12:32:17 AM] ctrl4del: cek da nadjem log iz skype-a
[12:32:21 AM] ctrl4del: mrzi me da ti pisem opet
[12:33:12 AM] ZeeGerman: svakako je bolji od ''ten minutes older-trumpet''

[12:33:16 AM] ctrl4del: [6:23:06 PM] ctrl4del: odgledao sam pre neki dan delicatessen
[6:23:07 PM] ctrl4del: nije mi se svideo
[6:23:27 PM] ctrl4del: previse je mracan i bez duha
[6:23:56 PM] ctrl4del: svetlu notu daju scene dvoje zaljubljenih ali nedovoljnu
[6:24:13 PM] ZeeGerman: kako bih pustila muziku
[6:24:17 PM] ZeeGerman: aaaaa
[6:24:36 PM] ctrl4del: nekako mi se ne svidja tema fino upakovang kanibalizma, groteskno je, uzasno je
[6:26:51 PM] ctrl4del: ovde ipak sipi kisica
[6:32:25 PM] * ctrl4del sent file "5872543831_8d118f8be8_o.jpg"
[7:15:26 PM] ZeeGerman: umrla i amy danas


[12:33:21 AM] ZeeGerman: recimo,koji si ti meni preporuchio
[12:34:16 AM] ctrl4del: ukusi nam se razlikuju
[12:34:48 AM] ctrl4del: mislim da ce ti se i down by law svideti koliko i trumpet
[12:35:16 AM] ctrl4del: ja volim stvari koje plene duhom, koje su smesne, radosne
[12:36:28 AM] ZeeGerman: nemoj sve da gledash kroz boga...film je bolji ...na filmu su se ljudi trudili..a ne pojavi se wim wenders i sad to mora da bude dobro...imao je prichicu ok skapirala sam je...ali to si mogao i ti samo da imash kameru i ludog vozacha na esidu...nemam poima...nije bitna samo pricha
[12:36:48 AM] ZeeGerman: ma volim i ja
[12:36:57 AM] ctrl4del: svaki dan gledam razne ruzne stvari neminovno i ako odvojim vreme za sebe, gledanje filma, slusanje muzike, citanje, razgovor, komunikacija itd, to mora od mene da napravi makar za nijansu boljeg coveka, ja vreme koje sebi posvetim mora da utice na moj duh u pozitivnom smislu
[12:37:02 AM] ZeeGerman: ali nisu dovoljno radosne
[12:37:20 AM] ctrl4del: i ti kazes, nemoj da gledas sve kroz boga?
[12:37:32 AM] ctrl4del: pa dobro ZeeGerman
[12:37:40 AM] ctrl4del: sta ja da ti kazem na to?
[12:37:52 AM] ctrl4del: mislim da je svaki komentar suvisan
[12:38:06 AM] ctrl4del: ustvari
[12:38:09 AM] ctrl4del: znas sta?
[12:38:15 AM] ctrl4del: evo mog odgovora:
[12:38:36 AM] ZeeGerman: razumem te skroz
[12:39:16 AM] ZeeGerman: u stvari
[12:39:21 AM] ZeeGerman: :)
[12:39:30 AM] ZeeGerman: jeste mrachan
[12:39:50 AM] ZeeGerman: bash sam pogodila mrachan
[12:39:55 AM] ZeeGerman: hehe
[12:39:59 AM] ZeeGerman: al opet
[12:40:12 AM] ZeeGerman: znam da sam ti rekla i za ''into the wild''
[12:40:12 AM] ctrl4del: ne razumes me
[12:40:36 AM] ctrl4del: mislim da se uopste ne trudis da me razumes
[12:41:47 AM] ctrl4del: i ja te ne krivim zbog toga, odmah da ti kazem
[12:42:20 AM] ZeeGerman: razumem te,imam drugara koji je slichan tebi....on bash troshi svoje vreme na dobre stvari(dobre duhom) druzi se sa decom,recimo ne izlazi u mrachne klubove,ne gleda mrachne filmove,slucha duhovnu muziku...i ok je,veom prijatan i mnogo ga poshtujem...sad shvatam da ste dosta slichni
[12:42:31 AM] ZeeGerman: pa znam
[12:42:57 AM] ctrl4del: ja tebe volim kao drugaricu i razumem da si mlada i da neke stvari ne shvatis jer predjes olako i umislis da bolje znas od drugih jer ti se drugi ucine manje ostrog uma
[12:43:42 AM] ctrl4del: ZeeGerman, mozda smo i ja i ti slicni
[12:44:00 AM] ctrl4del: poenta cele ove umne zavrzlame je
[12:44:08 AM] ctrl4del: koliko dozvolis sebi
[12:44:15 AM] ctrl4del: ali PRAVOJ sebi
[12:44:21 AM] ctrl4del: da bude to sto mora da bude
[12:44:32 AM] ctrl4del: a koliko ne dozvolis, sputavas
[12:44:48 AM] ctrl4del: vidi ovo
[12:45:06 AM] ctrl4del: odgovor na tvoje od pre par redova:
[12:45:08 AM] ctrl4del: http://pietrdrake.blogspot.com/2010/04/knjizevni-konkurs.html
[12:49:20 AM] ctrl4del: Moram da ti kazem jos nesto nevezano za tebe vec vezano za moj duh

[12:49:55 AM] ctrl4del: sinoc sam isao sa Vladom da se dobacujemo frizbijama te posle otisli do grada malo seli na klupe ispred banke
[12:50:02 AM] ctrl4del: bas tamo gde smo ja i ti sedeli
[12:50:12 AM] ctrl4del: i tamo je bio i Selim
[12:50:19 AM] ctrl4del: ja mu se javim
[12:50:29 AM] ctrl4del: on jadnicak, jeo hleb i pio jogurt
[12:50:33 AM] ctrl4del: tesko zivi
[12:50:47 AM] ctrl4del: a i nije bas umno razvijen
[12:50:53 AM] ctrl4del: svi ga kinje itd.
[12:50:56 AM] ctrl4del: ali ja ga volim
[12:51:01 AM] ctrl4del: cudno je to
[12:51:12 AM] ctrl4del: i pridje nam, sedne sa nama
[12:51:23 AM] ctrl4del: i prica mi da su ga neki cigani udarili malopre
[12:51:31 AM] ctrl4del: tj sinoc, pre nego sto smo se sreli
[12:52:03 AM] ctrl4del: i odemo mi da se prosetamo parkom da nadjemo te cigane
[12:52:13 AM] ctrl4del: da im lepo skrenem paznju da ga ne diraju vise
[12:52:42 AM] ctrl4del: nismo ih nasli, Vlada otisao kuci, a ja sa Selimom, on mene bas voli, hteo da me prati kuci, ja rekoh ajde
[12:53:14 AM] ctrl4del: i stigli mi do ckrve sa dva tornja i on tako malo po malo prica mi o problemima i prica i prica, ja mrtav umoran
[12:53:20 AM] ctrl4del: kaze ajde negde da sednemo
[12:53:32 AM] ctrl4del: mi se vratili seli u dvoriste crkve
[12:53:40 AM] ctrl4del: i prica mi sve i svasta
[12:53:42 AM] ctrl4del: dugo smo sedeli
[12:53:52 AM] ctrl4del: i on veruje u boga
[12:53:57 AM] ctrl4del: zna da ja verujem
[12:54:03 AM] ctrl4del: i iako je musliman
[12:54:08 AM] ctrl4del: u srcu je hriscanin
[12:54:12 AM] ctrl4del: i kaze mi,
[12:54:20 AM] ctrl4del: hajde da se pomolis za mene nekad?
[12:54:25 AM] ctrl4del: kazem naravno
[12:54:41 AM] ctrl4del: on ni ne zna da sam se ja za njega molio vec ko zna koliko puta
[12:54:49 AM] ctrl4del: i pre nego sto smo se rastali,
[12:54:55 AM] ctrl4del: kaze hajde da se pomolimo
[12:54:59 AM] ctrl4del: kazem hajde
[12:55:06 AM] ctrl4del: i kleknemo mi
[12:55:16 AM] ctrl4del: neki prolaznici nam se smejali
[12:55:23 AM] ctrl4del: ja kazem moju molitvu
[12:55:27 AM] ctrl4del: i onda posle i on
[12:55:29 AM] ctrl4del: ZeeGerman,
[12:55:37 AM] ctrl4del: treebala si da cujes njegovu molitvu
[12:55:54 AM] ctrl4del: to, kao da se nije covek molio vec neki andjeo
[12:56:03 AM] ctrl4del: i zavrsi on molitvu
[12:56:05 AM] ctrl4del: i kaze mi
[12:56:12 AM] ctrl4del: jesi osetio?
[12:56:15 AM] ctrl4del: kazem jesam
[12:56:31 AM] ctrl4del: i njemu i meni je nekako laknulo
[12:56:40 AM] ctrl4del: kao da smo se rasteretili
[12:56:58 AM] ctrl4del: posle se pozdravili i rastali...


[12:57:26 AM] ZeeGerman: trebalo bi da chitash filozofiju
[12:57:32 AM] ZeeGerman: recimo nichea
[12:57:35 AM] ZeeGerman: spinozu
[12:57:39 AM] ZeeGerman: platona
[12:57:41 AM] ZeeGerman: aristotela
[12:57:56 AM] ZeeGerman: ja cu sad sa platonom da pochnem
[12:58:00 AM] ctrl4del: :) ti mene stvarno ne poznajes.. :)
[12:58:11 AM] ZeeGerman: tj pochela sam sa nicheom,ali dobro
[12:58:23 AM] ZeeGerman: naravno da te ne poznajem
[12:58:29 AM] ZeeGerman: kao ni ti mene
[12:58:31 AM] ZeeGerman: no
[12:58:33 AM] ZeeGerman: chuj ovo
[12:58:41 AM] ctrl4del: zasto mi predlazes te filozofe?
[12:58:42 AM] ZeeGerman: jedan moj prijatelj Rade
[12:59:05 AM] ZeeGerman: vracao se sa neke zabave chega god
[12:59:09 AM] ZeeGerman: kasno nocu
[12:59:12 AM] ZeeGerman: tramvajem
[12:59:19 AM] ctrl4del: i ajde nema veze sto mi ih predlazes, nego, zasto mislis da ja nisam upoznat sa njima?
[12:59:35 AM] ZeeGerman: ishao u smeru sajma
[12:59:50 AM] ZeeGerman: nemoj da me prekidash
[12:59:55 AM] ctrl4del: i trece: sta ce bogobojazljivom coveku filozofi?
[12:59:55 AM] ZeeGerman: nisam ja tebe
[12:59:56 AM] ZeeGerman: :P
[1:00:12 AM] ctrl4del: ne znam sto si pocela pricu kada mi nisi odgovorila
[1:00:28 AM] ZeeGerman: pa prosto da se ne boji vishe boga
[1:00:42 AM] ctrl4del: ZeeGerman, jel ja tebi namecem boga?
[1:00:53 AM] ZeeGerman: znam
[1:00:58 AM] ctrl4del: ?
[1:01:06 AM] ZeeGerman: al ja tebi namecem filozofiju jasno i glasno
[1:01:18 AM] ctrl4del: moram da ti kazem nesto
[1:01:28 AM] ZeeGerman: prekinuo si me
[1:01:34 AM] ctrl4del: ne
[1:01:36 AM] ZeeGerman: glupo je
[1:01:36 AM] ctrl4del: cekaj
[1:01:43 AM] ctrl4del: nisam te prekinuo
[1:01:52 AM] ctrl4del: bitno je da zavrsimo ovo sa filozofijom
[1:01:59 AM] ZeeGerman: ok necu nastaviti sa tom prichom...
[1:02:03 AM] ctrl4del: ok
[1:02:36 AM] ctrl4del: ZeeGerman, moras da razumes da ljudi koji veruju u boga nisu glupi i zatucani kao sto ti mislis
[1:02:50 AM] ZeeGerman: nisam ja to pomislila
[1:02:54 AM] ZeeGerman: niti cu
[1:02:55 AM] ctrl4del: ako ne mozes da razumes, tu je tvoje ogranicenje
[1:03:06 AM] ZeeGerman: ej preterujesh
[1:03:13 AM] ctrl4del: u cemu?
[1:03:40 AM] ZeeGerman: sa tim predrasudama
[1:03:48 AM] ctrl4del: nemam ja predrasude
[1:04:02 AM] ctrl4del: kao sto vidim sunce da je zuto, tako cu i da nacrtam
[1:04:07 AM] ctrl4del: okruglo i zuto
[1:04:52 AM] ctrl4del: a ja vidim kod tebe ljudsku mudrost koju mi nameces i koju sam ja prosao iako nikada necu da je se resim dok sam ziv
[1:05:21 AM] ctrl4del: Ja se bavim Bozjom mudroscu i ona mi je bitnija od ljudske filozofije i raznih sivila
[1:05:27 AM] ctrl4del: te da li je ovako ili onako.
[1:06:13 AM] ZeeGerman: hajde da prestanemo
[1:06:22 AM] ZeeGerman: al stvarno najstvarnije
[1:06:30 AM] ctrl4del: vazi
[1:06:33 AM] ZeeGerman: i da nikad vishe ne pominjesh to shto pominjesh
[1:06:44 AM] ZeeGerman: jer cu prestati da se druzim sa tobom
[1:06:47 AM] ZeeGerman: ne slazemo se
[1:07:01 AM] ZeeGerman: i samo dolazi do konflikta sa ljudima koji su vernici
[1:07:11 AM] ZeeGerman: i oni prave sva sranja u svetu
[1:07:12 AM] ctrl4del: ja nisam u konfliktu sa tobom
[1:07:18 AM] ZeeGerman: nisi
[1:07:24 AM] ZeeGerman: ali si se rasprichao
[1:07:37 AM] ZeeGerman: mozemo bolje da igramo shah
[1:07:46 AM] ctrl4del: a ti volis sa mutavima da se druzis ? :)
[1:08:04 AM] ZeeGerman: da volim
[1:08:07 AM] ZeeGerman: ;)
[1:08:18 AM] ctrl4del: ja cak mislim da pogresno shvatas komunikaciju
[1:08:42 AM] ctrl4del: i dok god imas ljude oko sebe koji samo klimaju glavom na sve sto kazes, bice jao
[1:09:00 AM] ZeeGerman: problem je shto ti sve vidish kroz tu religiju
[1:09:01 AM] ZeeGerman: i u svim prichama sa tobom sam mogla to da osetim
[1:09:17 AM] ZeeGerman: nemam nikoga
[1:09:30 AM] ZeeGerman: volela bih chak da nekad imam nekog takvog
[1:10:12 AM] ctrl4del: ZeeGerman, zasto je tebi problem sto ja verujem u Boga?
[1:10:30 AM] ctrl4del: kada meni nije problem sto ti ne verujes u Boga a NE namecem ti nista?
[1:10:47 AM] ctrl4del: mislim da ti imas problem ne samo samnom nego sa svima koji su iole drugaciji od tebe...
[1:11:06 AM] ZeeGerman: hocesh da igramo shah?
[1:11:18 AM] ctrl4del: posle
[1:11:21 AM] ctrl4del: samo mi odgovori
[1:11:42 AM] ZeeGerman: hocu al ne preko skypea
[1:11:55 AM] ctrl4del: hoces preko telefona?
[1:12:00 AM] ZeeGerman: nop
[1:12:22 AM] ctrl4del: dobro ZeeGerman
[1:12:43 AM] ZeeGerman: uzivo je najbolje
[1:13:16 AM] ctrl4del: mislim da nije lepo od tebe da drugima, pa bilo to i preko skype-a kazes neke stvari a posle, uzivo uzivo
[1:13:55 AM] ctrl4del: meni nije problem da te nazovem i da mi kazes kada vec ne mozes da kucas
[1:14:31 AM] ctrl4del: ali mi ne prija da me optuzujes sto sam religiozan i ne prija mi kada kazes da su religiozni ljudi pokretaci svih zla u svetu
[1:14:44 AM] ZeeGerman: mogu ja tebe da pozovem,al znam da cemo se posvadjati...bolje da iskuliramo tu temu za svagda
[1:15:00 AM] ZeeGerman: jesu jesu
[1:15:01 AM] ZeeGerman: i te kako
[1:15:11 AM] ctrl4del: uostalom, nisi ni prva ni poslednja osoba koja pljuje po meni
[1:15:25 AM] ZeeGerman: po tebi ne
[1:15:43 AM] ZeeGerman: po veri da
[1:16:42 AM] ctrl4del: dobro ZeeGerman, sta god da ti kazem bice suvisno
[1:17:35 AM] ctrl4del: ne ljutim se na tebe jer znam da mnoge stvari jos treba da dozivis
[1:17:51 AM] ZeeGerman: imam dinju
[1:17:56 AM] ctrl4del: idem da se odmorim, prijatnu noc ti zelim
[1:18:02 AM] ZeeGerman: eno stoji u hodniku
[1:18:08 AM] ZeeGerman: ceo hodnik mirishe
[1:18:15 AM] ctrl4del: drago mi je.
[1:18:31 AM] ZeeGerman: rekao si da bi igrao shah
[1:19:19 AM] ZeeGerman: ajde onda,odmaraj :)
[1:19:23 AM] ZeeGerman: mashem
[1:20:09 AM] ZeeGerman: :P

Sherlock Holmes - Kako sam rasturio Tibetansku bandu monaha-svercera stapicima za usi

Monday, May 16, 2011
[12:05:54 AM] ctrl4del: tu sam
[12:08:56 AM] zee_german: ok
[12:09:01 AM] zee_german: hvala ti
[12:09:16 AM] zee_german: spreman?
[12:09:18 AM] ctrl4del: da da
[12:09:26 AM] ctrl4del: reci, sta mogu da pomognem?
[12:09:33 AM] zee_german: prvo zaboravi na ono nase pre
[12:09:42 AM] zee_german: i da objasnim jednu situaciju
[12:09:56 AM] ctrl4del: slusam
[12:09:58 AM] zee_german: radi se o jednoj zeni a to je moja skolska drugarica
[12:10:04 AM] zee_german: ona zivi u BGD
[12:10:10 AM] zee_german: pricala sam ti o njoj
[12:10:17 AM] zee_german: medjutim
[12:10:30 AM] zee_german: ona sada prolazi kroz brakorazvodnu krizu
[12:10:36 AM] zee_german: znaci, jako lose
[12:10:41 AM] zee_german: medjutim
[12:10:52 AM] zee_german: ona je neko vreme imala virtuelnu vezu s jednim iz USA
[12:10:59 AM] zee_german: povezala me je s njim
[12:11:10 AM] zee_german: i neko vreme s njim pricam, po meni covek je OK
[12:11:28 AM] zee_german: on mi sve prica sta sa njom sve dogadja mada mi nece sve poverava
[12:12:05 AM] zee_german: ipak, u to vreme imala obicno virtuelno prijatyeljstvo s nekim iz hrvatske
[12:12:15 AM] zee_german: o njemu nikad mi nije pricala, znaci krije od mene
[12:12:26 AM] zee_german: i od njega, ali ovaj amerikanac sve provalio
[12:12:49 AM] zee_german: oni su upravo raskinuli malopre, ipak je zabrinut za nju
[12:12:51 AM] zee_german: i saznao
[12:13:01 AM] zee_german: da ona i taj covek sutra sastaju u BGD
[12:13:13 AM] zee_german: mi slutimo nesto lose
[12:13:31 AM] zee_german: jer taj covek nju TERA da je upozna protiv njene volje
[12:13:56 AM] zee_german: mozda gresimo da njoj nece lose desiti
[12:14:08 AM] zee_german: molicu se za nju da ne dodje do susreta
[12:14:26 AM] zee_german: rekla mi je jednom samo to da bezi od njega a vec sutra sastaje s njim
[12:14:34 AM] zee_german: na sta to lici?
[12:15:28 AM] ctrl4del: pa lici na to da je promenila misljenje o tom coveku
[12:15:35 AM] ctrl4del: a mozda se i sama promenila.
[12:16:01 AM] zee_german: kako sam obavestena, taj iz hrvatske je bas bas uporan
[12:16:17 AM] zee_german: ne dopada mi se to sto je TERA za susret ako ona ne zeli
[12:16:51 AM] ctrl4del: kaze nas narod: ne jebe pametan, vec uporan. a ta zena je najverovatnije popustila
[12:17:07 AM] zee_german: jeste
[12:17:27 AM] zee_german: a to se podrazumeva pod SILOM
[12:17:41 AM] ctrl4del: ne
[12:17:53 AM] zee_german: ok
[12:18:33 AM] ctrl4del: kao prvo, taj covek iz USA i ta tvoja zena ako su imali neku virtualnu vezu, oboje nisu citavi.
[12:18:44 AM] ctrl4del: iz prostog razloga:
[12:19:10 AM] ctrl4del: te priche, chat, web kamere ne vode nikuda
[12:19:20 AM] ctrl4del: jer se ne mogu dotaci
[12:19:30 AM] ctrl4del: nema zagrljaja, mirisa, poljupca.
[12:20:10 AM] ctrl4del: i meni iskreno nije cudno sto ide da se vidi sa nekim covekom, sigurno hoce da se oseti kao zena, mozda hoce i sex
[12:20:22 AM] ctrl4del: drugo,
[12:20:56 AM] ctrl4del: ne verujem da bi stranac, pa bio to i hrvat, u tudjoj drzavi nekog prisiljivao na nesto kada moze debelo da zaglavi zbog toga u tudjoj drzavi
[12:21:27 AM] ctrl4del: u svakom slucaju, molitva ne skodi
[12:22:34 AM] zee_german: sta ako on nije sam, dolazi sa jos nekoliko coveka koji ce ih pratiti, kidnapovati ih, i onda joj se izgubi trag?
[12:22:35 AM] ctrl4del: ocigledno mi je da toj zeni, tvojoj drugarici, treba Gospod, svima nama treba.
[12:23:42 AM] zee_german: procitao si moje pitanje?
[12:24:02 AM] zee_german: sta ako me Gospod dozivao pameti da se setim tebe?
[12:24:03 AM] ctrl4del: ne
[12:24:14 AM] ctrl4del: nesto skayp zeza cek
[12:24:24 AM] zee_german: ponovicu pitanje
[12:24:29 AM] ctrl4del: ne ne
[12:24:30 AM] ctrl4del: ok je
[12:24:33 AM] ctrl4del: samo je kasnilo
[12:24:43 AM] zee_german: ok
[12:25:18 AM] ctrl4del: da li imas fotografiju te tvoje drugarice?
[12:25:30 AM] zee_german: cek
[12:27:30 AM] zee_german: moracu ti poslati na tvoj gmail, ovde nema opcija da ti posaljem
[12:28:29 AM] zee_german: prvo saljem probni kontakt
[12:29:01 AM] zee_german: poslat test
[12:29:07 AM] ctrl4del: ... dobro za sta me smatras...
[12:29:30 AM] zee_german: nisam promenila misljenje o tebi
[12:29:39 AM] zee_german: drag si mi kao i uvek
[12:30:26 AM] ctrl4del: hajmo fotku
[12:30:51 AM] zee_german: poslata fotka, nije bas najbolja ali se vidi
[12:31:06 AM] zee_german: nosi naocare, moze i bez naocara
[12:31:16 AM] ctrl4del: imas li neku sa fejsa?
[12:31:17 AM] zee_german: zove se Nada, 42 godine
[12:31:26 AM] zee_german: pa da, izvukla sam je sa fejsa
[12:31:27 AM] ctrl4del: neku u krupnom planu
[12:31:35 AM] ctrl4del: ima ona sigurno fotke u galeriji
[12:31:45 AM] zee_german: imam album, ali ce potrajati
[12:31:48 AM] zee_german: sve su male
[12:32:11 AM] ctrl4del: nadji neku, nebitno, gde je u krupno planu i gde je svetla fotografija
[12:32:18 AM] zee_german: cek malo
[12:39:28 AM] zee_german: sad cu da prebacim sa fotoaparata u komp
[12:39:33 AM] ctrl4del: ok
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[12:44:33 AM] zee_german: evo poslala sliku
[12:44:40 AM] zee_german: ista je ovakva, duga kosa
[12:45:11 AM] zee_german: kao ja
[12:45:14 AM] zee_german: mislim visina
[12:45:38 AM] ctrl4del: da
[12:45:44 AM] ctrl4del: video sam je
[12:46:02 AM] zee_german: sutra je susret oko podne kod hrama svetog save
[12:46:21 AM] zee_german: tako ako bi mogao
[12:46:32 AM] zee_german: da samo je pratis i malo gledas sta rade
[12:46:40 AM] zee_german: ako primetis sumnjivo, onda policija
[12:47:16 AM] ctrl4del: ...
[12:48:21 AM] ctrl4del: lepo je od tebe sto se brines za drugaricu ali da ocekujes od mene da nekoga pratim i pazim je suludo
[12:48:25 AM] ctrl4del: van pameti
[12:48:33 AM] zee_german: nije van pameti
[12:48:51 AM] zee_german: ja ne mogu da se smirim
[12:48:57 AM] ctrl4del: video sam dve njene fotografije
[12:49:11 AM] ctrl4del: i pitanje je da li cu uspeti da je prepoznam tamo
[12:49:15 AM] zee_german: i ja cu je zvati telefonom i proveriti je
[12:49:19 AM] zee_german: lako!
[12:49:28 AM] zee_german: nema jedan prednji zub
[12:49:30 AM] ctrl4del: kako ti da zoves?
[12:49:38 AM] zee_german: prici ces joj kao kobajagi
[12:49:47 AM] zee_german: imas li sat i koliko je sati
[12:49:55 AM] zee_german: sasvim dovoljno da je prepoznas
[12:50:03 AM] zee_german: provalices da nema jedan prednji zub
[12:50:46 AM] ctrl4del: Hej, hajmo da budemo malo realni, da stanemo na zemlju.
[12:51:16 AM] zee_german: kazi
[12:51:33 AM] ctrl4del: ako se toliko plasis tj. birnes za nju, zasto joj ne kazes direktno da se brines za nju i da se plasis da joj se nesto lose ne desi?
[12:52:37 AM] zee_german: eh, ja sam joj pre 20 godina rekla da ne ide s njenim tadasnjim momkom koji je sada njen muz, na zalost on ju je izludeo i zlostavljao, nije me poslusala, a kamoli sada
[12:53:09 AM] zee_german: a dobro je poznajem, veoma je tvrdoglava
[12:53:09 AM] ctrl4del: da, razumem situaciju
[12:53:21 AM] ctrl4del: ali moram tebe nesto da pitam:
[12:53:35 AM] ctrl4del: da li ti verujes u Bozje vodjstvo?
[12:53:49 AM] zee_german: svakako, sta ako Bog ima tebe u planu?
[12:54:17 AM] ctrl4del: da me Bog ima u planu ne bi me ti zvala i govorila mi da idem sutra u Bg i nekoga da spijuniram
[12:54:37 AM] ctrl4del: Bog ne salje spijune
[12:54:51 AM] zee_german: ne smatram te za spijuna, daleko bilo
[12:54:59 AM] zee_german: sto si onda potrazio njenu sliku?
[12:55:14 AM] zee_german: ja tebe vidim kao Bozjeg andjela
[12:55:36 AM] zee_german: ako nisi za to, i da ne smatras kao Bozjeg pomocnika
[12:55:44 AM] zee_german: uzlaud sam sve to tebi govorila
[12:56:09 AM] zee_german: i izvinjavam se sto ti smetam u ove kasne sate
[12:56:54 AM] ctrl4del: daj mi njen broj mobilnog telefona
[12:56:57 AM] zee_german: a jednu stvar ja sma sigurna da onaj covek nece biti sam
[12:57:31 AM] zee_german: broj tel: ........
[12:57:49 AM] ctrl4del: kako se ona zove?
[12:57:53 AM] zee_german: Nada
[12:58:03 AM] ctrl4del: i kako se zove covek sa kojim sutra treba da se vidi?
[12:58:08 AM] zee_german: e
[12:58:15 AM] zee_german: to je problem
[12:58:24 AM] zee_german: ne znamo mu pravo imea zovu ga Gagi
[12:58:41 AM] zee_german: pretpsotavlja se da je iz Osijeka
[12:58:52 AM] zee_german: a mozda i nije
[12:59:32 AM] ctrl4del: hm
[12:59:53 AM] zee_german: ovo joj je prvi susret preko interneta
[1:00:49 AM] zee_german: sta radis?
[1:01:24 AM] ctrl4del: ja cu da se pomolim za nju
[1:01:31 AM] zee_german: molim te!
[1:01:34 AM] zee_german: i ja cu!
[1:01:39 AM] ctrl4del: i obeavesticu te sta sam uradio
[1:01:51 AM] ctrl4del: do tada veruj u Bozju ljubav
[1:01:54 AM] ctrl4del: ok?
[1:01:57 AM] zee_german: ok
[1:01:57 AM] ctrl4del: obecaj mi
[1:02:01 AM] zee_german: puno ti hvala!
[1:02:03 AM] zee_german: da?
[1:02:23 AM] ctrl4del: samo to, da ces verovati u Bozju ljubav
[1:02:32 AM] zee_german: naravno :)
[1:02:40 AM] ctrl4del: ok :)
[1:02:46 AM] ctrl4del: idi
[1:02:48 AM] zee_german: e onda idem
[1:02:52 AM] ctrl4del: idi i lezi u miru
[1:02:56 AM] zee_german: hocu
[1:02:59 AM] zee_german: laku noc
[1:03:02 AM] ctrl4del: laku noc
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[6:27:26 AM] zee_german: zaboravila sam jedan detalj: ona je gluva, moze da te razume na telefon ,ako budes morao da je pozoves na uvo, da POLAKO I RAZGOVETNO GOVORIS.Toliko. Lep dan ti zelim.

As I Began To Love Myself - Charlie Chaplin

As I Began To Love Myself

As I began to love myself
I found that anguish and emotional suffering are only warning signs
that I was living against my own truth.
Today, I know, this is “AUTHENTICITY”.

As I began to love myself I understood how much it can offend somebody
As I try to force my desires on this person,
even though I knew the time was not right and the person was not ready for it,
and even though this person was me.
Today I call it “RESPECT”.

As I began to love myself I stopped craving for a different life,
and I could see that everything that surrounded me was inviting me to grow.
Today I call it “MATURITY”.

As I began to love myself I understood that at any circumstance,
I am in the right place at the right time,
and everything happens at the exactly right moment.
So I could be calm.
Today I call it “SELF-CONFIDENCE”.

As I began to love myself I quit stealing my own time,
and I stopped designing huge projects for the future.
Today, I only do what brings me joy and happiness, things I love to do
and that make my heart cheer, and I do them in my own way and in my own rhythm.
Today I call it “SIMPLICITY”.

As I began to love myself I freed myself of anything that is no good for my health -
food, people, things, situations, and everything the drew me down and away from myself.
At first I called this attitude a healthy egoism.
Today I know it is “LOVE OF ONESELF”.

As I began to love myself I quit trying to always be right,
and ever since I was wrong less of the time.
Today I discovered that is “MODESTY”.

As I began to love myself I refused to go on living in the past and worry about the future.
Now, I only live for the moment, where everything is happening.
Today I live each day, day by day, and I call it “FULFILLMENT”.

As I began to love myself I recognized that my mind can disturb me
and it can make me sick.
But as I connected it to my heart, my mind became a valuable ally.
Today I call this connection “WISDOM OF THE HEART”.

We no longer need to fear arguments, confrontations or any kind of problems
with ourselves or others.
Even stars collide, and out of their crashing new worlds are born.
Today I know “THAT IS LIFE”!

Charlie Chaplin,
April 16. 1959

An Ingenious Plan to Pay All Debts

“It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea . It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

”Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

”He enters the only hotel, lays a 100-euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

”The hotel proprietor takes the 100-euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

”The butcher takes the 100-euro note and runs to pay what he owes the pig farmer.

”The pig farmer takes the 100-euro note and runs to pay his debt to his supplier of feed and fuel.

”The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100-euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town’s prostitute that, in these hard times, proffered her ’services’ on credit.

”The prostitute take the 100-euro note and runs to the hotel to pay for the rooms she rented when she brought her clients there.

”The hotel proprietor then lays the 100-euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

”At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, takes the 100-euro note off the desk, tucks it back into his wallet, and explains that he did not like any of the rooms. He then leaves town.

”No one earned a penny. However, the whole town is now without debt and looks to the future with great optimism.

Burning discs in linux

___DVD:

growisofs -speed=4 -Z /dev/scd0 -R -J -V "label" /home/happyuser

___DVD .iso :

growisofs -dvd-compat -speed=4 -Z /dev/dvd=file.iso


___CD: FROM THE DIR -> disc tree:

mkisofs -o /DATA/diskname.iso \
-R -J -A "Slackware Install 2" \
-hide-rr-moved \
-v -d -N \
-V "SlackCD2" .


___CD:

cdrecord -v dev=/dev/cdrw speed=4 fs=8m -tao -data -eject /tmp/cd.iso

cpufreq-set runed as a normal user

http://www.pclinuxos.com/forum/index.php?topic=90020.0

Hi,

you can set the sticky bit on /usr/bin/cpufreq-set,
but you are going to introduce a security risk, you will take the risk on your own,
from a root console:
chmod 4755 /usr/bin/cpufreq-set

after this change when a 'non admin user' will execute cpufreq-set,
will do that 'on behalf' of root.

AS
##SLACKWARE irc.freenode.net

pupit: is there a better/more-secure way of "chmod 4755 /usr/bin/cpufreq-set" to run cpufreq-set as a normal user ?
mancha: linux is a multi-user environment for a reason, be root. otherwise do what you normally do in these cases: use sudo
alisonken1lap: "su -" is also your friend
mancha: echo "pupit ALL = PASSWD: /usr/bin/cpufreq-set" >> /etc/sudoers
mancha: use NOPASSWD instead, for added thrills
pupit: thanks mancha :) I was heading to some other solution which would be without sudo but i guess its inevitable
mancha: don't be afraid of sudo, it doesn't bite.
elkng: "%wheel ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD: ALL" <- all my problems got away
elkng: as someone said: "no pain, no gain"
hiptobecubic: elkng, you should be a sysadmin with innovative solutions like that
hiptobecubic: elkng, or a surgeon maybe
pupit: lol hiptobecubic
alienBOB: On my laptop I love living dangerously and that line shown by elkng is in my sudoers file
alienBOB: I control who is a member of wheel anyway

Rani Dazd - Pozni Dazd


RANI DAŽD
POZNI DAŽD
{KOREN}
{LOZA-ROD (DAR)}
1. Proučavanje biblije 1. Pokajanje 1. Sila za svedočenje
2. Molitva 2. Predanje (Posvećenje) 2. Priprema za preobraženje
3. Dobročinstvo 3. Duhovni rod 3. Priprema za život pred Gospodom


4. Duhovni dar 4. Zapečaćenje


5. Poslušnost

MSI Megabook m635

http://shared.hackzine.org/gentoo-wiki/pages/HARDWARE_MSI_Megabook_m635_aka_1029.html
http://www.gentoo-wiki.info/MSI_Megabook_m635

Slackware 13.37 needed acpi=off to boot, no other problems in booting the system:

# lspci
00:00.0 Host bridge: ATI Technologies Inc Radeon Xpress 200 (RS480/RS482/RX480/RX482) Chipset - Host bridge
00:02.0 PCI bridge: ATI Technologies Inc RS480 PCI-X Root Port
00:13.0 USB Controller: ATI Technologies Inc IXP SB400 USB Host Controller
00:13.1 USB Controller: ATI Technologies Inc IXP SB400 USB Host Controller
00:13.2 USB Controller: ATI Technologies Inc IXP SB400 USB2 Host Controller
00:14.0 SMBus: ATI Technologies Inc IXP SB400 SMBus Controller (rev 10)
00:14.1 IDE interface: ATI Technologies Inc IXP SB400 IDE Controller
00:14.3 ISA bridge: ATI Technologies Inc IXP SB400 PCI-ISA Bridge
00:14.4 PCI bridge: ATI Technologies Inc IXP SB400 PCI-PCI Bridge
00:14.5 Multimedia audio controller: ATI Technologies Inc IXP SB400 AC'97 Audio Controller (rev 01)
00:14.6 Modem: ATI Technologies Inc SB400 AC'97 Modem Controller (rev 01)
00:18.0 Host bridge: Advanced Micro Devices [AMD] K8 [Athlon64/Opteron] HyperTransport Technology Configuration
00:18.1 Host bridge: Advanced Micro Devices [AMD] K8 [Athlon64/Opteron] Address Map
00:18.2 Host bridge: Advanced Micro Devices [AMD] K8 [Athlon64/Opteron] DRAM Controller
00:18.3 Host bridge: Advanced Micro Devices [AMD] K8 [Athlon64/Opteron] Miscellaneous Control
01:00.0 VGA compatible controller: ATI Technologies Inc Radeon Mobility X700 (PCIE)
02:03.0 Ethernet controller: Realtek Semiconductor Co., Ltd. RTL-8139/8139C/8139C+ (rev 10)
02:04.0 CardBus bridge: Ricoh Co Ltd RL5c476 II (rev ac)
02:04.1 CardBus bridge: Ricoh Co Ltd RL5c476 II (rev ac)
02:04.2 FireWire (IEEE 1394): Ricoh Co Ltd R5C552 IEEE 1394 Controller (rev 04)
02:09.0 Network controller: Ralink corp. RT2500 802.11g (rev 01)

MC4_STATUS: Corrected error, other errors lost: no, CPU context corrupt: no, CECC Error

what happened:

Message from syslogd@DEUS at Thu Apr 28 13:59:26 2011 ...
DEUS kernel: [305700.000015] [Hardware Error]: MC4_STATUS: Corrected error, other errors lost: no, CPU context corrupt: no, CECC Error

Message from syslogd@DEUS at Thu Apr 28 13:59:26 2011 ...
DEUS kernel: [305700.000021] [Hardware Error]: Northbridge Error, node 0: , core: 0L3 ECC data cache error.

Message from syslogd@DEUS at Thu Apr 28 13:59:26 2011 ...
DEUS kernel: [305700.000025] [Hardware Error]: Transaction: RD, Type: GEN, Cache Level: L3/GEN

explained http://comments.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/1097359

cosmic rays http://blog.ksplice.com/2010/06/attack-of-the-cosmic-rays/

This code wil play the video sample.mov in the users browser

<OBJECT CLASSID="clsid:02BF25D5-8C17-4B23-BC80-D3488ABDDC6B" WIDTH="160"HEIGHT="144" CODEBASE="[www.apple.com];
<PARAM name="SRC" VALUE="sample.mov">
<PARAM name="AUTOPLAY" VALUE="true">
<PARAM name="CONTROLLER" VALUE="false">
<EMBED SRC="sample.mov" WIDTH="160" HEIGHT="144" AUTOPLAY="true" CONTROLLER="false" PLUGINSPAGE="[www.apple.com];
</EMBED>
</OBJECT>

This code wil play the video sample.mov in the users browser. but if ou actually want to stream it use a free streaming software such as vibestreamer >>[www.vibestreamer.com]

Steven Martin

happy feet mathematics

Imate autobus i u njemu sedam djaka koji imaju po sedam rančeva. U svakom rancu sedam mačaka, svaka mačka ima po sedam mačića. Bizarna gomila se zaputila u skolu.
pitanje:
Koliko nogu ima u autobusu?


There is a bus, and in it there are seven students who have seven backpacks each. In each backpack there is seven cats, each cat has seven kittens. Bizarre crowd headed to school.
question:
How many feet is in the bus?

Multi WAN - Slackware - Niels Horn is the man!- LOAD BALANCING TWO ISPs

pupitfound this: http://lartc.org/howto/lartc.rpdb.multiple-links.html it looks ok, but even if i manage routing how to manage connections to eth0 and wlan0 simultaneously? im used to wicd btw
pupiteviljames: you were right, i do need NAT  to setup things here :)
eviljamespupit: I had a feeling that was what you were after, but was a little befuddled by the wording of the question.
pupitsorry, my english is not spectacular sometimes :)
eviljamespupit: Then computer becomes a wifi hotspot on wlan0 ; then your WLAN connects to your computer, which does routing/NAT/firewall
eviljamesWLAN above meaning wireless clients.
pupiteviljames: yes
eviljamespupit:
 I don't know much (anything) about setting up a wifi hotspot, other
than your hardware must support it.  I had a ralink device
before that did not.
eviljamespupit: Once that part is done, you'll be happy to hear the rest should be both trivial and well documented.
pupiteviljames: i think ill draw this
pupit:)
pupiteviljames: http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a286/ctrl4del/multiwan.png
eviljamespupit: You have a lot of options here.
eviljamesVery nice drawing, btw :P
pupithahaha
thrice`what was it drawn in? :)
eviljamespupit: So, is it possible to add a 2nd nic to PC2?  If so, you could use eth0 + wlan0 in various configurations
pupiti  dedicate my drawing to eviljames
eviljamesThen use PC2 as your router/firewall.
pupiteviljames: 2nd pc is eeepc
eviljamesoh.. waitasec... I just clued in that you want to do it to PC2 hah
pupiti have an usb2ethernet adapter
eviljameserr duh PC1
niels_hornpupit: take a look at this post: http://blog.nielshorn.net/2008/09/load-balancing-two-isps/
niels_hornIt's a bit old, but still valid...
pupitthanks niels_horn :)
alphageek13.1RC2 ftw!
niels_hornpupit: np :)
pupitniels_horn: as it was stated above, drawing is nice, you could use it as an intro in the beginning of your blog :)
niels_hornpupit: hehe... :) I actually need to update that post a bit. Who knows in my v2.0
guax2008, some stuff happens in two years thats for sure
niels_hornmancha: I don't think 13.1 will have 2.6.34... Just my guess...
guax"ADSL modem 1Mb down, 320Kb up"
Action: guax bets is a brazilian ISP
niels_hornguax: yeah... :) Rio de Janeiro...
guax:D

Generated by irclog2html.pl 2.1mg by Jeff Waugh - return

21.04.2011

its really amazing when i think of it from time to time, everyone is unique!.. but the world we live in, wants to make us all to be same, putting us into same-sized boxes. and some may fit in, some may not, some may be fitted into a smaller one.. but you get the point... what about those claustrophobic?

Buridan's ass


(01:03:53 AM) evanton: may I ask why do you need 3 linux distros?
(01:04:10 AM) evanton: can't have 1 main and 2 in virtual boxes?
(01:04:38 AM) MystKid: yes i could
(01:04:46 AM) MystKid: but still have to decide which one my main will be
(01:05:25 AM) evanton: well, pick 2 random ones, decide to throw one, repeat the process one more time :)
(01:06:33 AM) MystKid: i like all 3 tho. i like binary packages in arch and the minimal install. i also like emerge with all those USE flags and slack is great also
(01:06:41 AM) MystKid: a hard choice

(01:08:37 AM) evanton: "Asinus Buridani starved because it could not decide whether to feed from the left or right"
(01:08:40 AM) evanton: haystack.

PDF - Why Buridani’s ass is an unlikely creature: Alexander Riegler
Wikipeadia Buridan's ass

Nagymama

sanjao sam pokojnu baku.
sanjao sam da je bila u komi 10 godina,
a da nismo ni znali.
Ustala je tako odjednom, spakovala se i dosla kuci.
Bez obzira sto se familija posle njene smrti raspala
ona se dobro drzi, kao da to i nije neki problem.
U selu sam, idem trotoarom i pricam sa njom preko mobilnog.
Vrlo jasno se izrazava, sve je razumem,
pricamo o vremenu koje je prespavala.
Kaze da ju je posetila sestra koja ju je cuvala
ovih deset godina. Kaze da ne moze nikad da zaboravi
casu sveze vode ( da li za cvece ) koju je ona uvek odrzavala.
Ne ljuti se na nas sto je nismo posecivali,
uvek je bila pazljiva prema nama i znala da imamo
puno nasih problema. Uvek je bila baka
puna razumevanja i saosecajnosti.
Drago mi je sto je tu.
Mirna je, stalozena, oko nje se siri neka lakoca,
ima blagi izraz lica.
Prija mi da odem kod njih, da vidim sta rade.
Nestalo je onog straha
da cu uciniti ili reci neku glupost koju sam
tako revno nosio sa sobom dok je bila ziva, zbog dede.
Deda je sada isto miran i normalan pored nje.
Ipak, vreme sada u kojem zivim i pisem ove reci,
ostalo je lose i sve se pogorsava,
samo je baka mirna.

30.3.2011

kasno sam legao vec je svitalo.
sanjam razne stvari, kao da mi se citav univerzum sjatio u glavu
i odlucio da napravi cajanku sa domacim navijacima.

tek,
evo sta mi je ostalo zapecatjeno:

sanjam da citam blic i u blicu je nek prica o coveku koji se zove Manitou.
Manitou je neki covek koga je ceo svet otkrio.
Zna vise od 10 svetskih jezika, sve ga interesuje
ponajvise kako funkcionise kosmos.
Kaze, otkrijte kako funkcionise kosmos, mocicete da poboljsaate zivot na Zemlji.
pretplacen je na stotinu casopisa koje se bave astronomijom i slicnim stvarima.
neki komentarisu kako sama pretplata na te casopise kosta koliko i sam obilazak svemira.
elem, nasi novinari su se ponajvise bavili time sto je on u jednom trenutku u svom zivotu
usao u pravoslavnu crkvu i tamo video sledecu scenu:

na sredini ikone je veliki ognjeni stub a na vrhu stuba su ovce bele boje kao sneg;
sa leve strane stuba su takodje ovce, ali blago bele boje(uobicajne da kazem), pomesane sa jarcima koji su jarko crveno-narandzaste boje; sa desne straje stuba su ovce, crno-bele boje. ( sad se vise ne secam sna, cini mi se da su imale zecije glave )

Manitou prica da je dok je posmatrao ikonu video da su ovce na vrhu stuba pocele da menjaju boju u sivkastu i da je on tada znao da treba da se krsti i krstio se u pravoslavnoj crkvi.

secam se samo da sam jos u snu znao tumacenje sna, ali sam zaboravio.
nesto kao: razlika postaje sve vise vidljiva izmedju onih koje Bog vodi i ostalih,
zato stoji ta podela, ali mi ostaje da nagadjam zasto su ovce na vrhu stuba posivele..
toliko.

/proc/acpi/thermal_zone/ has gone in Linux kernel 2.6.37

http://web.archiveorange.com/archive/v/nsNbdNdY5GZolxSFepLx

ok, i have installed Slackware 13.37 RC-π on my asus-eeePC 4g surf
and there was no "/proc/acpi/thermal_zone/"
i couldn't read the temperature of my cpu.
so i've found the link above and tried:
cat /sys/class/thermal/thermal_zone0/temp
it works.

cat /sys/class/thermal/thermal_zone0/temp | awk '{print substr($0,0,2)"°C"}'
will print out fine.

*awful* headaches

Seems this fellow was suffering from terrific headaches, and went to his
doctor about it. The physician made a number of tests, and informed the man
that the only thing for his headaches was castration. After a few more
months, the headaches became so intense that the man agreed to the operation.
Naturally enough, the ruination of his sex life depressed him tremendously,
and he decided to purchase a new wardrobe to make himself feel better.
He enters a men's clothing store and a salesman wanders over, looks him
up and down, and says, "Well, let's start with shirts... 15 neck, 34 sleeve."
The guy is amazed. "How'd you know?"
"Well, I've been here nearly 30 years, and I can tell sizes within
a quarter inch on every piece of clothing." The salesman's claim is borne
out. Slacks, 34 waist, 32 inseam; jacket: 42 long. And so on and so forth.
When the man has been completely outfitted he decides that he'd better buy
some new underwear.
The salesman looks at him and says, "Okay, that'll be a 34."
"No, that's wrong," says the man. "I've always worn a 32." The
salesman insists, pointing out his accuracy so far. The man argues, agreeing
that while he's been right so far, he has always worn a 32 in shorts.
Finally in exasperation, the salesman says, "Listen, I tell you,
you *have* to wear a 34. Otherwise, you'll get these *awful* headaches."

adrien's fortune teller
;p

dugo nisam zapisivao moje snove

-retrospektivno-pomalo-

sanjao sam pre neko vece da me juri neki vampir
u nekoj velikoj crkvi koja ima mnostvo tornjeva.
nisam bio sam u toj crkvi, bilo je jos puno ljudi,
neka kataklizma se bila desila a mi se tamo sakrili u crkvu
kad ono neki duboki glas... kao u filmu "tito i ja", kada drug Franja
krene da zavija..
mi krenemo da bezimo, trcimo po stepenicama koje vode do vrhova tornjeva
ali sve te stepenice su corsokaci, naime, treba da pazis da ne odes do kraja corsokaka
penjuci se gore jer ce vampir da te snadje :)
izlaz iz corsokaka je bas pred sam corsokak, taman kako i biva u zivotu,
i neki uspeju da se spasu neki ne.
Ja se budim taman kada je trebao mene da uhvati.
e da, u jednom od tih tornjeva je najlepsi zalazak Sunca
koje ljudsko oko moze da vidi.
ja se nekako docepam tog tornja, svi oko mene zure kroz prozor tornja,
zinuli i razrogacili oci a ja gledam i mislim se
"koji sam andrak i dolazio ovamo, vuko dupe po ovim lavirintima a nista novo."


drugi san koji je nastavak ovome je bio sinoc.

ja sam gore u nekom od tih silnih tornjeva, jednom od corsokaka,
a ljudi u strahu se bacaju kroz prozor da ih vampir taj ne snadje.
ljudi ispod te crkve sede u basti u nekom ogromnom kaficu i gledaju
zalazk Sunca i svaki put kad se neko strovali oni vicu od uzasa.
vide mene kako sve to posmatram i pocnu da vicu da ih ja spasim.
ja sta cu, izujem patike( stvarno ne znam zasto sam izuo patike )
nadjem neki kanap naravno, i spustim se.
pa odem malo dalje od crkve, zategnem kanap i ljudi pocnu da se spasavaju,
silaze kao da imaju onu kuku planinarsku pa se samo skliznu do mene.
meni vec dosadilo da drzim kanap, gledam ove u basti,
kuliraju u svojim lezaljkama, neki pricaju, neki pijuckaju pice
neki jos uvek gledaju ove sto skacu sa tih tornjeva...
dodam ja kanap jednom od ovih sto su se spustili i kazem:
"ae idem ja, dosta sam cekao"
krenem po patike koje sam izuo, ta trava na kojoj idem do tornja je jako meka
pa se bacim po njoj i kolutam se, bas mi prija kao da sam na nekoj mekanoj strunjaci.
obujem patike, cujem vampira kako se sprema po mene u moj toranj iz kojeg silazim
kad ono: taj vampir je onaj glumac iz filma "nicija zemlja" Branko Djuric.
ispostavi se da smo ja i on stari ortaci pa i njemu i meni bude lakse.
sidjem do njega u hol ckrve i ispozdravljamo se srdacno sa sve osmehom
i taman da ga pitam: "jel ti ubijas ljude zato sto su losi ili ti je to samo posao?"
- probudi me alarm na telefonu.
pih.

mar 21.2009

pre par dana, poceo nam je dolaziti u posetu jedan fizioterapeut.
i sad, smesne stvari ne bi bilo da ga nisam video u nekim roze papucama koje su mu moji dali da bude u njima dok masira
majcinu nogu.
u prolazu do moje sobe, kako sam ih spazio na njemu, tako mu i udelim kompliment za lepe papuce, ocekujuci nelagodnost na njegovom licu, ali ne; bilo je i njemu smesno sto je i pokazao.
malo sam se ga propitivao kako je majcina noga i pitah ga blesavo sekuci vazduh sakom kao karate pokretom,
da li postoje neki potezi da se covek momentalno onesposobi.
a on, ne dizuci pogled skoro: - Ih! Ima ih.... ne jedan.. - smejuci se seretski..
e tu sam se pokidao.

mart 22.2009.

vlada ujutru. sah
archibald rajs- cujte srbi
marija setnja.
vlada, kod njega. njegovo kuche ume i dan-danas da se upiski od srece sto me vidi.
sinoc rodjendan u "brazil"-u 2. Ervinov.
spakovali nam punu kesu kolaca.



Jutro sa prozora - Mart 28, 2009.

jos ranije sam osetio, da svaka pesma vredi onoliko koliko nadahnjuje.
pise li pesnik o ljubavi bolnoj, o nekim secanjima, prolaznostima, velicinama, sudbinama, istorijiskim cinjenicama, zivotnim tricarijama...
sve je to manje-vise pusto.
sada je jutro 15 do 7, prozor mi je otvoren jos od 4 sata.
jos oko 5 sati, cuo sam golubice koje najavljuju novi dan;
prvi put ove godine, prvi put ovog proleca.
nadahnjuje pogled i zvuci sa pravougaone slike koji stoji izmedju mene i barskog ekosistema i shume preko puta Tamisa.
svraka skace po garazi.
komsija pali neki krs da ide na posao.
senka moje zgrade doseze daleko, ali svakih 5 minuta sve je manja i pomera se levo.
shuma dobija zelenkastu boju ovako iz daljine posmatrana.
fino je. bash.
bosonog sam.
nadahnjuje taj pravougaonik i pesma golubice.
"i ove godine je prolece doslo u nase krajeve." :)

sve što ćeš dostići nije veće od širine krilca mušice i jasnije od njenog zuja.

SOBA
bog je bio brz u stvaranju sveta.
u svaku reč, kao u posudu, stavio je po neku stvar, negde
i dve-tri, negde nešta suvišno, negde krupno
da drugo zaklanja. negde je nešta sakrio (tako i ja krijem
novac u fioku, među papire).
rekao je: uči, privikavaj se na drugačije. privikavaj se
na sebe. sve što ćeš dostići nije veće od širine krilca
mušice i jasnije od njenog zuja.

NIkola Vujcic
ono najlepse