Luka - novo belo ruho molim! staro bacam, novo kupim!


I zgotovi mu Levije kod kuće svoje veliku čast;
i beše mnogo carinika i drugih koji seđahu s njim za trpezom.

I vikahu na njega književnici i fariseji govoreći učenicima njegovim:
- Zašto s carinicima i grešnicima jedete i pijete? -
I odgovarajući Isus reče im:
- Ne trebaju zdravi lekara nego bolesni. Ja nisam došao
da dozovem pravednike nego grešnike na pokajanje. -
A oni mu rekoše:
- Zašto učenici Jovanovi poste često i mole se Bogu,
tako i farisejski; a tvoji jedu i piju?
A on im reče:
- Možete li svatove naterati da poste dok je mladoženja s njima?
Nego će doći dani kad će se oteti od njih mladoženja,
i onda će postiti u one dane.

Kaza im pak i priču:

Niko ne meće zakrpe od nove haljine na staru haljinu,
inače će i novu razdrešiti, i staroj ne liči što je od novoga.
I niko ne sipa vina novoga u mehove stare;
inače prodre novo vino mehove i ono se prolije, i mehovi propadnu;
Nego vino novo u mehove nove treba levati, i oboje će se sačuvati.
I niko pivši staro neće odmah novoga; jer veli: staro je bolje.

Luka, 5.29-39

Da li je Isus pricao nepovezano?

Sve manje i manje imam strpljenja da slusam nepovezane price, one sipljive 'kise oko Kragujevca'.
Sve manje i manje imam strpljenja da slusam pa i da se opterecujem beznacajnim i podpirackim optuzbama.
Ja od toga ne rastem.
Moj duh ne raste.
Samo se umorim i krivim sebe sto sam dozvolio da mi vreme propadne.
Sve dobro sto im poslah, vrate kao da je zlo.
Moj se duh umori.
Umoran.
Umoran.
Umoran.
samo... umoran.

add
kruna večeri: Sto ljudi, sto ćudi - dvesta žena, četiristo sisa.

ffmpeg convert

ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 angry.ogg
ffmpeg -i -novideo /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 angry.ogg
ffmpeg -i -vn /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 angry.ogg
ffmpeg -ivn /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 angry.ogg
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn angry.ogg
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn angry.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn -ar 44100 angry.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn -br 256 angry.mp2
ffmpeg -help
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn -ab 256 angry.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/ANGRY\ BIRDS\ theme\!\!\!\ covered\ by\ Pomplamoose.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 angry.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 192000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths2.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 128000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 128000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.ogg
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 96000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.ogg
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 96000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 96000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths3.flv
cat /home/p/.bash_history | grep gffmpeg
cat /home/p/.bash_history | grep ffmpeg
#ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 The\ Muppet\ Show\,\ Mahna\ Mahna\ and\ the\ Snowths.mp2
#ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp2
fgrep /home/p/.bash_history ffmpeg
fgrep ffmpeg /home/p/.bash_history
#ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/Darkwood\ Dub\ -\ Vrtlog\ Vira.mp2
#ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp4 -vn -ab 320000 /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp4 -vn -ab 256000 /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp2
ffmpeg -i /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp4 -vn -ab 128000 /home/p/Desktop/EKV\ -\ Ljudi\ iz\ Gradova\ \(live\).mp2

Senior citizens


Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took:

The melody out of music,

The pride out of appearance,

The courtesy out of driving,

The romance out of love,

The commitment out of marriage,

The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,

The learning out of education,

The service out of patriotism,

The Golden Rule from rulers,

The nativity scene out of cities,

The civility out of behavior,

The refinement out of language,

The dedication out of employment,

The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement or

God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism,

and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... with a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

TEST OD TRI SITA



Sokrat je slovio za mudraca. Jednog ga dana potraži neki čovek i reče:

- Znaš li šta sam sve čuo o tvome prijatelju?

- Trenutak, odgovori Sokrat. Pre nego mi ispričaš voleo bih da prođeš jedan brzi test: jesi li to što mi želiš reći prosejao kroz tri sita?

- Tri sita?

- Da, odgovori Sokrat. Pre nego ispričaš neke stvari o drugome, dobro je da uzmeš malo vremena i proseješ ono što želiš reći. To nazivam test od tri sita! Prvo je sito Istine. Jesi li proverio da je istinito ono što mi želiš ispričati?

- Ne, pa i nisam. Nisam video samo sam čuo kako pričaju.

- Dobro! Ne znaš dakle je li to istina. Probajmo iznova: pokušajmo prosejati drugačije, sada ćemo uzeti sito Dobrote. Ono što mi želiš ispričati o prijatelju, je li nešto dobro?

- Ne, baš suprotno! Čuo sam kako se tvoj prijatelj loše poneo.

- Dakle, nastavi Sokrat, želiš mi ispričati loše stvari o prijatelju a nisi siguran jesu li istinite. To i nije baš ohrabrujuće! Još uvek možeš proći test, jer je ostalo još sito Koristi. Je li korisno da mi ispričaš sve što je moj prijatelj napravio?

- Korisno? Pa i ne, ne verujem da bi ti to moglo koristiti.

- Dakle, zaključi Sokrat, ono što si mi hteo ispričati nije Istina, ni Dobro, ni Korisno, pa zašto bi mi pričao. Ne želim ništa znati od onoga što si mi hteo ispričati, i tebi će biti bolje da sve to zaboraviš.

Tеškо оnimа!

»Tеškо оnimа kојi zlо zоvu dоbrо, а dоbrо zlо,
kојi prаvе оd mrаkа svјеtlоst, а оd svјеtlоsti mrаk, kојi
prаvе оd gоrkоgа slаtkо, а оd slаtkоgа gоrkо. Tеškо оnimа kо-
јi mislе dа su mudri, i sаmi su sеbi rаzumni« (Isаiја 5,20.21)

*Ustajem sad i idem *

Cak u Tibet
Zivi lama,
Nema tata,
Nema mama.

Nema zena,
Nema deca,
jok mu treba,
Streptomeca.

Nema sapun,
Nema plakar,
Ne zna najlon,
Ne zna bakar.

Nema slager,
Nema rok,
Ne zna Presli,
Bitls jok.

Nema desni,
Nema zubi,
Ne zna pasta
Pa u tubi.

Voli sece
Kad se brije,
Bas ga kosa
Briga nije.

Ne zna sljoka
Kao neko,
Nema bonton,
Pije mleko.

Ne zna sta je
Klozmetika,
Nema kola
Da se slika.

Nema stampa
i te stvari,
Nepotrosac
To je stari.

Taj sebicnjak
Samo drema,
Nema pojam
Ni sta nema.

Zato, zarez,
Kazem svim,
Idem nadjem
Druzim s njim.

Ogden Nash - prevod Dragoslava Andrica